Background//
`Authorization for termination of alien seedlings is no longer pending. Due to sufficient evidence (detailed here and here), it has been decided that the unwanted sprouts must be removed before they cause any negative effects to the subjects. The date has been set for May 28, 2012 for Operation Root Roust to be initialized. Please ensure completion on this date and provide proof of the sprouts removal.`
More infection spotted and noted.
Authorization for removal still valid from previous op.
Reopening... Done.
Clearance required to continue.
Authorizing... Done. Accessing details...
Reviewing previous Operation Root Roust Files://
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Re-Initializing op...
OPERATION ROOT ROUST IV
Date: June 26, 2012.
Start time: 15:50
End time: 16:18
Number of uninfected subjects: 7
(1 Oregano, 3 Cilantro, Kung Pao, Jalapeno, Basil)
Number of infected subjects: (3 Oregano, 1 Cilantro, Parsley, All 7 Tomatoes)
Subject name: Oregano
Number of infected removed: 6 in total
Subject name: Cilantro
Infected Cilantro # 1 of 1
Number of infected removed: 1 in total
Subject name: Parsley
Infected Parsley # 1 of 1
(Additional Photo Located ||HERE||)
Number of infected removed: 1 in total
Subject name: Tomatoes
Infected Tomato # 1: Stalks O` Plenty
6 sprouts sucked from the soil
Infected Tomato # 2: The Super Sized Pedestal Pot
23 tiny thieves torn from the turf
Infected Tomato # 3: Funk Bend In Yo Face
3 maliciously masquerading mutations moved
Infected Tomato # 4: Those Infamous Tomatolets
1 sly sneaky seedling spotted and squished
Infected Tomato # 5: Double Stakes
8 unauthorized usurpers uprooted
Infected Tomato # 6: Now With Stake
7 pretentious pretending plants pulled
Infected Tomato # 7: Original Stake
18 obviously obnoxious orphan weeds ousted.
Number of infected removed: 66 in total
All 74 alien sprouts verified removed and relocated to the compost pile.
There is no longer a threat to the legitimate subjects.
All subjects will continue to be monitored for further infection.
Op Root Roust IV complete.
Returning to Operation Grow-A-Garden…
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